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A colophon is defined as “an inscription at the end of a book or manuscript usually with facts about its production”. In this case, this page exists to share the tools I use to build this and other websites, and to make my life easier.


Apple everything. 2012 15″ Retina MacBook Pro (Sherlock), 2012 Mac Mini (Watson), iPad Mini 3 (The Doctor), iPhone 6 (River Song).


I try to keep things simple but I apparently like to try every app possible.
My most used apps include:

This website is powered by Sculpin. You can view the source on Github.

About the Geek

I am a 25 year old Apple slave, PHP geek, consumer of macaroni and cheese and wine, and collector of everything Stormtrooper and TARDIS. This is the place where I write about everything geekish.